May 2013
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
3-2-1queer:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
I’m impressed by the way you took...
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pinterestyouaredrunk:
Source: budgetsavvydiva.com via Kaitlin on Pinterest
Dubious Bonus: your house will smell like booze
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I get irrationally annoyed
I get annoyed to a completely unreasonable level by hypothetical questions that are all, “Would you go with The Doctor or <do any other thing with any other fandom’s favorite>?” I sit here and shake my fist at the screen, yelling, “TIME LORD! TRAVELS THROUGH TIME! STOP trying to make me choose! I can HAVE IT ALL!”
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guceubcuesu:
I wish I could like put my troubles into cup cake tins and bake them and after an hour they wouldn’t be troubles anymore, just cupcakes, but I wouldn’t eat them, I’d like throw them at the people I hate
Screw that. I am not wasting cupcakes on people I hate.
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Watchyeahnoitswhatever:
BadWolfInTheMindPalace:
the-fate-of-the-bbc:
stalkingdeerwithadeathfrisbee:
PRESS PLAY AND PLACE YOUR CURSOR ON IT
IT’S NOT EVEN A VIDEO HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK
AWSOME
The coolest freaking thing ever made! It’s magical!!!
WHOA!
I spent too much time playing with this.
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heathicorn:
am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs
Soooo…that’s not normal then?
April 2013
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Click a few dots, and this program will try to... →
stilltiedtothetracks:
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meyechael:
fmlkegg:
So it says I’m 30. :-) Less than what I actually am. That works.
Of course it helped that the circle ones were in the same freakin’ pattern. Sheesh.
Meyechael said: Program says I’m 44. 10 years younger than my actual age. I’m happy. Harvard says I’m A-OK.
29…YES…
all those years of video games are paying off
32 … 16...
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As many of you know, I recently purchased an...
zohbugg:
Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.
Such as making the bed:
Making toast:
Getting things off high shelves:
Making coffee:
Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:
And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:
I don’t know how I survived life without it.
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edcunningham:
It is a common misconception that the ‘L’ in Samuel L Jackson’s name is an abbreviation of his middle name. In actuality, It is a roman numeral, signifying that he is the 50th descendant in the line of Samuel Jacksons, who have guarded our race since the ancient times.
I’d totally buy that, too.
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